Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I got some pep in my step...

As I sit tonight chowing down on hot tamales, I am reviewing today's Inauguration Events and I have questions or issues:

I'm ecstatic to have a black man become president of the free world, or so they say but my God I would hate to be in his shoes. This man has pressure beyond what I felt to graduate from college and get into grad school, find a job ect ect, geesh.

Aretha was wrong for that hat. What a delightful early christmas gift for us all. At least those mammoth boobs weren't showing or they would have swallowed the first family whole.

I wasn't feeling Michelle's dresses today. Grandma curtains, feathers and cotton swabs are not in. You got out-staged by your own kids. Also where was her wedding ring at the balls, girl he put a  ring on it, you better show it.

I wish Americans weren't so naive. Obama is not God or some dude that will save us. Are people crazy? Are we so desperate of a nation that a slogan such as yes we can, will make us believe that all i swell and will be solved, ummmmmmmmmmm, still waiting.

Beowolf tried to steal the show.

BET had a ball??? No one got shot????? Is this change.......

10 balls and faking like it was your first dance is wrong, wrong, wrong. I would be like eff that.

Overall I hope Obama does well. This man has a tough road ahead!!!!!

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